Mr Naisbitt's Blog

Merry Christmas and Happy New Year

All I have the energy for is to wish you a very Merry Christmas, a happy New Year and I hope it is a restful and enjoyable break.

Enjoy - well earned, well deserved!

Here are some Christmas cracker jokes to keep you all going.

What does Santa suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?

Why does Santa have three gardens?
So he can 'ho ho ho'!

Why did Santa's helper see the doctor?
Because he had a low "elf" esteem!

What kind of motorbike does Santa ride?
A Holly Davidson!

What do you call a cat in the desert?
Sandy Claws!

Who delivers presents to cats?
Santa Paws!

What do you call Father Christmas in the beach?
Sandy Clause!